The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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