He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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