if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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