If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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