Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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