I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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