I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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