Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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