She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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