He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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