You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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