I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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