look no pants
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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