But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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