you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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