Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
where does the pee come out of this thing
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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