I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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