You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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