butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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Who did Billy Mays play for?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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