he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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