can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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