I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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