you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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