...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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