Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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