why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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