the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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