I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
that's an acceptable place to lick
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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