it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
nutella sex= disaster
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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