The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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