you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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