I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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