idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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