You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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