btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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