Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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