Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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