carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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