Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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