who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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