Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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