i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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