So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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