were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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