I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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