guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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