oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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