he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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