remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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