you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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