i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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